1 00:00:01,566 --> 00:00:03,350 Previously on "Reginald the Vampire..." 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:04,482 You really like her, don't you? 3 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:05,918 Her name is Sarah. 4 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,180 Maybe you should do something about that. 5 00:00:07,267 --> 00:00:08,268 Are you busy Friday night? 6 00:00:08,355 --> 00:00:10,053 No, no, I'm not busy. 7 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,054 I think it would be fun if we went out. 8 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,533 Sure. 9 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:14,057 How have you never been on a date before? 10 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,406 - [hisses] - [screaming] 11 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,190 - Leave him alone! - [gasps] 12 00:00:17,277 --> 00:00:18,670 I can fix this, Reggie. 13 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,975 I had the weirdest dream last night. 14 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,194 No, you're not dreaming. 15 00:00:21,281 --> 00:00:22,674 I'm a mother------- vampire! 16 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,154 Being a fat vampire, 17 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,590 that's gonna cause some problems 18 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:26,808 within the vampire community. 19 00:00:26,895 --> 00:00:27,896 I'm going to be like this forever. 20 00:00:27,983 --> 00:00:28,984 Vampires can't glamour 21 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:31,117 other vampires, all right? 22 00:00:31,204 --> 00:00:32,597 You need to feed, man. 23 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:34,686 But I don't want to kill anyone. 24 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:35,817 You don't have to. 25 00:00:35,904 --> 00:00:36,992 We need to break up. 26 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,299 I reject your imaginary break up 27 00:00:39,386 --> 00:00:41,432 and think that you and I need to have 28 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,216 an open and honest conversation 29 00:00:43,303 --> 00:00:44,870 about what's going on between us. 30 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:50,702 Could I come in now please? 31 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,225 Okay. 32 00:00:52,312 --> 00:00:54,271 Okay. 33 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:56,186 [exhales deeply] 34 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:57,839 [fangs click] 35 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:03,280 Um, the best way to have an honest conversation 36 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:07,588 is to just dive in without hesitation or fear. 37 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:13,551 Are you... all right? 38 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,858 Reginald? 39 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:18,121 [fangs click] 40 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:23,648 - Better now. - Good. 41 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:26,346 Because, um... - Stop right there. 42 00:01:26,433 --> 00:01:28,087 Don't come any closer. 43 00:01:28,174 --> 00:01:29,828 Can't break up if we were never together. 44 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:32,744 That's a fair point, semantically sound. 45 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,702 We're on the same wavelength here. 46 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:37,531 I feel like there's something that you're not telling me, 47 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:41,753 and Reginald, you can tell me anything. 48 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,669 I know how you could assume that, 49 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:48,629 but there's just some things a man can't share. 50 00:01:48,716 --> 00:01:50,805 [scoffs] Try me. 51 00:01:50,892 --> 00:01:53,808 [eerie music] 52 00:01:53,895 --> 00:01:55,723 ♪ ♪ 53 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:58,726 [heart thumping] 54 00:02:04,645 --> 00:02:06,604 [gulps] 55 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,127 [with English accent] What's the story, 56 00:02:08,214 --> 00:02:09,172 morning glory? 57 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,390 [fangs click] 58 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,745 Sarah, there is nothing I'd rather do 59 00:02:17,832 --> 00:02:20,400 than be with you, 60 00:02:20,487 --> 00:02:22,272 but I can't. 61 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:23,447 [fangs click] 62 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,193 Because... 63 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,239 the timing's wrong, or the gods are against us, 64 00:02:33,326 --> 00:02:36,808 or the stars are out of alignment. 65 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,853 Probably all of those things at the same time. 66 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,207 We can't be together. 67 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:47,166 [somber music] 68 00:02:47,253 --> 00:02:54,173 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:57,307 --> 00:03:00,571 No, no! Sarah, what was I thinking? 70 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:05,097 I was wrong! I don't care about the stars. 71 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:10,015 Of course we can be together. We have to be. 72 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:13,845 There's nothing in the world I want more. 73 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:15,325 [sighs] 74 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:18,632 However, in the interest of full disclosure, 75 00:03:18,719 --> 00:03:21,113 I have to tell you something, so brace yourself 76 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,028 because, again, fully aware 77 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:27,119 of what a shocker this is gonna be, but... 78 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:30,035 the thing I wasn't telling you, 79 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:34,213 my big, bold, impossible secret is... 80 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,084 [dramatic music] 81 00:03:36,171 --> 00:03:38,304 I'm a mother------- vampir-- 82 00:03:38,391 --> 00:03:40,480 No, no, I'm still not entirely on board 83 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:42,613 with that catchphrase. 84 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,572 [tense music] 85 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:52,536 ♪ ♪ 86 00:04:00,761 --> 00:04:01,980 She didn't hear a word I said? 87 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,416 Sorry, no. 88 00:04:03,503 --> 00:04:05,810 How did you even know she was here? 89 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:08,334 The sire bond, man. It's like an alarm bell. 90 00:04:08,421 --> 00:04:09,770 What you feel, I feel. 91 00:04:09,857 --> 00:04:12,860 You don't wanna feel what I feel. 92 00:04:12,947 --> 00:04:14,035 Understood. 93 00:04:14,122 --> 00:04:16,603 You made her go. 94 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,302 I just put a different thought in her head. 95 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,565 What will she remember from tonight? 96 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:22,870 I went a little deeper than that. 97 00:04:22,957 --> 00:04:24,655 What? 98 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,657 No first date for her to miss, 99 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,267 no reason for her to come here, 100 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:30,008 no conversation once she did, 101 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,923 and no catchphrase. 102 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,838 Is Sarah gonna remember that she likes me? 103 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,187 Well, I didn't tell her not to, man, 104 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,580 but it's an inexact science. 105 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,886 So summing up again, 106 00:04:38,973 --> 00:04:40,758 body issues for an eternity, 107 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,890 unable to control my most basic urges, 108 00:04:42,977 --> 00:04:45,719 and unfit for human interaction including, of course, romance. 109 00:04:45,806 --> 00:04:47,504 Well, hey, hey, none of that is permanent 110 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:49,549 except for the body part. 111 00:04:49,636 --> 00:04:52,247 Something to look forward to then. 112 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,032 Look, you need to feed, Reggie, okay? 113 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:56,904 Nothing changes until you get your teeth into someone. 114 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,560 What if I don't? 115 00:05:00,647 --> 00:05:02,736 Well, it won't kill you, but some very inconvenient 116 00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:04,172 shit will start to happen. 117 00:05:04,259 --> 00:05:07,262 Define "inconvenient shit." 118 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,048 Drop your fangs, bite, and drink. 119 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,615 Oh, and don't forget, 120 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:14,661 make them forget after it's over. 121 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,489 I've never glamoured anyone before. 122 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:18,099 Well, it's a part of your nature now. 123 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,190 Then come with me. Show me how to feed. 124 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:26,064 - I can't do that. - Why? 125 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,805 Sorry, tradition. 126 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,634 There comes a time when baby birds gotta leave the nest, 127 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,418 even if they need a little push. 128 00:05:32,505 --> 00:05:35,639 - I am not a baby bird. - No. 129 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,945 No, you're a mother------- vampire! 130 00:05:38,032 --> 00:05:40,861 [exciting orchestral music] 131 00:05:40,948 --> 00:05:44,299 ♪ ♪ 132 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:50,131 [percussive music] 133 00:05:50,218 --> 00:05:57,138 ♪ ♪ 134 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:10,848 Welcome to the Slushy Shack. 135 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:12,415 How may I help you? 136 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,460 Welcome to Slushy Shack. How may I help you? 137 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,377 What? 138 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:25,210 - Todd wanted to have a-- - Whoa. 139 00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:26,472 How about a little warning next time? 140 00:06:26,559 --> 00:06:28,822 Sorry. Sometimes I violate 141 00:06:28,909 --> 00:06:31,564 people's personal space. 142 00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:33,131 And... 143 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,480 Todd wanted to have a serious talk with you 144 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,134 about your attitude, but I convinced him 145 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:38,179 I might be more efficient at getting to the bottom 146 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:41,269 of what's bugging you. - Oh? Okay. 147 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:42,880 Fair enough. 148 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,622 What's up with the attitude, buddy boy? 149 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,451 Okay, how is this more efficient? 150 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:51,366 I employ the direct approach when necessary. 151 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,107 Spill the beans. 152 00:06:53,194 --> 00:06:55,980 I'm worried, and I don't know what to do about it. 153 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,764 Go on. 154 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,723 There's this friend of mine. 155 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,899 I'm worried about her health. 156 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:04,510 - She's sick? - Not exactly. 157 00:07:04,597 --> 00:07:06,512 So this is not a health problem? 158 00:07:06,599 --> 00:07:08,427 It's--it's complicated. 159 00:07:08,514 --> 00:07:10,821 I'm trying to figure out how to help her. 160 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:14,651 I mean, let's say that she's not entirely okay, 161 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:17,001 but has no idea she's not okay. 162 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,655 Like you're sick and don't know it. 163 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,047 Maybe waiting until things get better 164 00:07:20,134 --> 00:07:22,876 is my best option, but I can't wait. 165 00:07:22,963 --> 00:07:24,748 Waiting for things to get better is glass half full 166 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,271 foolishness that never wins the day. 167 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,360 Right. 168 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:31,363 Okay, well, good talk, Ashley. 169 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,800 I needed this. Thanks, I guess. 170 00:07:35,715 --> 00:07:37,325 Okay. 171 00:07:37,412 --> 00:07:39,850 One, pull yourself together when you're at the register 172 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,242 and never bark at a customer again. 173 00:07:41,329 --> 00:07:42,766 Got it. Attitude check. 174 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:45,769 Two, you're weirdly indirect about this, 175 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:47,945 but I'm sensing genuine emotion in between the lines 176 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,686 when it comes to this anonymous friend of yours, 177 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:52,645 so I'm gonna say what I told you at the start. 178 00:07:52,732 --> 00:07:55,169 "What's with the attitude, buddy boy?" 179 00:07:55,256 --> 00:07:59,391 Employ the direct approach when necessary. 180 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:06,224 [sighs] 181 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,400 Dude, they slapped me. 182 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:10,054 Wh-- 183 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,621 what the f-- 184 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,624 [ominous music] 185 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:21,544 ♪ ♪ 186 00:08:24,198 --> 00:08:26,461 [sighs] 187 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:29,377 Hi. - Hey. 188 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:34,426 - Hey? - Reginald. 189 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:39,300 Sorry I'm late. It was so weird. 190 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:41,259 I forgot how to get here. 191 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,740 I mean, well, I didn't forget, 192 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,959 but, like, I did. 193 00:08:46,046 --> 00:08:48,483 So what did you do last night? 194 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:52,139 Not much. Nothing. 195 00:08:53,619 --> 00:08:55,969 I don't know. 196 00:08:56,056 --> 00:08:57,405 I was just thinking about what we were talking about 197 00:08:57,492 --> 00:08:59,973 at work yesterday. 198 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,671 Oh. 199 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:05,326 Well, I don't really remember what we talked about. 200 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,893 Follow-up question. 201 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,591 Have you been on any dates lately? 202 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:14,118 No. I don't think so. 203 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:17,338 I mean, no, I haven't. 204 00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:18,992 [chuckles softly] 205 00:09:19,079 --> 00:09:22,517 But, uh, why would you ask me that? 206 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,955 Um, nothing, just collegial interest 207 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,044 in your social calendar. 208 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,872 Oh. 209 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,223 [with English accent] What's the story, 210 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:36,314 morning glory? - Okay. 211 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,708 That's a Blur song, right? 212 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:41,711 What do you see when you look at me? 213 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,408 Are you okay? 214 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,889 I'm Reginald. 215 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,761 I'm Sarah. [chuckles] 216 00:09:48,848 --> 00:09:51,416 Is there a reason you're acting like we never met? 217 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:54,375 [somber music] 218 00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:57,640 ♪ ♪ 219 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,557 [person whooshes] 220 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:03,602 [grunts] 221 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:06,561 [ominous music] 222 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,955 ♪ ♪ 223 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,609 Gah! 224 00:10:10,696 --> 00:10:11,915 [growls softly] 225 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,307 Have we met? 226 00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:15,048 You killed my brother. 227 00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:16,441 I'm sorry. You're gonna have to be more specific. 228 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,051 You killed Isaac. 229 00:10:18,138 --> 00:10:19,792 Again, my apologies. 230 00:10:19,879 --> 00:10:21,664 The funny thing is I actually killed more than one Isaac, 231 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,317 so fill in the details for me. 232 00:10:23,404 --> 00:10:24,797 Are we talking about Dallas Ike 233 00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:27,147 or maybe the Isaac I killed in Berlin? 234 00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:28,322 [growls] 235 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,022 [grunts] 236 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,724 [panting] 237 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,208 Come on, man. - You killed my brother. 238 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,862 Which we established, and--and did I mention 239 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,211 how sorry I was about that? 240 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,342 [grunts] 241 00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:51,563 Hey, hey, hey! 242 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,260 Look, if we're gonna fight, 243 00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:54,871 first we gotta establish some rules, right? 244 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,481 We're not gonna fight. 245 00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,178 I'm gonna rip your head off your body. 246 00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:00,137 No, no, no, I-I like my head. 247 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,530 It's been on my body for over 75 years. 248 00:11:02,617 --> 00:11:05,533 Look, Isaac wasn't a bad guy. 249 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,058 He was just mean and-- and a little vain, 250 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:11,452 and in a lot of ways, that's worse, right? 251 00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:13,106 He didn't have to die. 252 00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:14,978 He wasn't really a threat to me. 253 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,632 In truth, he had his hands up to surrender. 254 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,982 [growls] 255 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,766 But he hurt a friend of mine, okay? 256 00:11:20,853 --> 00:11:23,247 And my feeling was, I was putting Isaac down for good. 257 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,248 [screams] 258 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,858 Ugh. 259 00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:29,122 [grunts] 260 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:36,826 [insects chirping] 261 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,621 Maurice, let me in! 262 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,101 I'm not a baby bird! 263 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,930 I'm a man! Now let me in! 264 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,497 Hey! 265 00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,673 He's not in here. 266 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,067 - Oh. - You're Reginald. 267 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,722 - Who--who are you? - I'm Mike. 268 00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:06,116 Do you--I-I need help. 269 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,987 Sounds like it. 270 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:09,293 Do you know where Maurice went? 271 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,643 Well, he comes and he goes. 272 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,602 Do you--do you know when he'll be back? 273 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:17,649 Why don't you come inside, and we'll wait together? 274 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,477 Thank you. 275 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:31,010 [ominous music] 276 00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:33,273 - You're late. - Yeah, sorry. 277 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,710 I ran into somebody. 278 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,844 [car alarm wailing] 279 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:41,238 Angel's Blood, you're going in hot. 280 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:44,197 - It's what I need. - Going after her. 281 00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:45,590 I never took you for the death wish type-- 282 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,635 Look, can you get it for me or not? 283 00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:49,812 Sure, but, I mean, 284 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,422 you gotta understand the risks involved. 285 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,553 The weight of something like this is-- 286 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,867 On the other hand, happy to oblige. 287 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,653 It's like he erased her. 288 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,742 I mean, sure, she remembers who I am, 289 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:11,921 but what if she never remembers how she felt about me? 290 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,010 What if it's just an empty space? 291 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:18,318 The thing about glamouring, the essential comes back. 292 00:13:18,405 --> 00:13:20,190 Sarah forgot what she did last night, 293 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,583 but one way or another, 294 00:13:22,670 --> 00:13:24,847 she'll reclaim how she feels about you. 295 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,762 Is there, like, a timetable that I can consult 296 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,155 that will let me know when that happens? 297 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,244 When you measure your life in centuries, 298 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:35,553 patience is a virtue. 299 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,381 This would be a lot easier if you could just glamour 300 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,036 a comprehensive undead life hack into my head. 301 00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:44,388 Vampires can't glamour other vampires. 302 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,694 Told you that. 303 00:13:46,781 --> 00:13:48,914 What are we talking about? 304 00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:50,481 Love. 305 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,745 [sighs] Love. 306 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,881 Love is constant. Only the names change. 307 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,491 How you doing, Reggie? 308 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,319 Other than thinking vampires have a pretty convenient 309 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:05,191 gestalt for love, I'm not doing great, thank you. 310 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,411 Reggie's special. He just hasn't realized it yet. 311 00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:10,936 Hey. 312 00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:14,679 What's the square root of 65,894? 313 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:18,422 256.698. 314 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,467 What's the first sentence of the seventh chapter 315 00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:21,729 of the last book you read? 316 00:14:21,816 --> 00:14:23,514 "War and Peace." 317 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:27,083 "The rustle of a woman's dress was heard in the next room." 318 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,954 [huffs] He's smart. 319 00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:30,869 That's his superpower. 320 00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,566 It feels like a parlor trick. 321 00:14:32,653 --> 00:14:33,916 No, it's not a trick. 322 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,743 Okay, that's function. 323 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,484 You're exceptional. 324 00:14:37,571 --> 00:14:39,704 Take advantage of that. 325 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,707 Gee, I had no idea how amazing I was. 326 00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:46,841 All right, it's time for you to go. 327 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,974 Feed or fall apart. 328 00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:50,236 Hey. 329 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,761 Drop your fangs, bite, and drink. 330 00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:55,372 Make them forget when it's over. 331 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,330 Exactly. 332 00:15:05,599 --> 00:15:06,992 [sighs] 333 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,954 [clothes rustling] 334 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,739 [dramatic electroacoustic music] 335 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:18,221 ♪ ♪ 336 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,265 [grunts] 337 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,527 [groans] 338 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:32,626 ♪ ♪ 339 00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,019 Ugh, come on. What's wrong with me? 340 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,849 [straining] Come on. 341 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,505 Almost there. 342 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,767 Ah. 343 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:50,427 [breathing heavily] 344 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:58,652 Oh, f-- 345 00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:01,568 [knock on door] 346 00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:03,092 [sighs] 347 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,746 So the baby bird returns to the nest. 348 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,835 [tense music] 349 00:16:07,922 --> 00:16:10,360 No, that's not Reginald. 350 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,970 Back so soo-- 351 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,886 Hi, I'm Angela. 352 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,933 Maurice home? 353 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,763 ♪ ♪ 354 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,591 Come on in. 355 00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:31,381 [percussive music] 356 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:38,344 ♪ ♪ 357 00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:51,618 [dramatic electroacoustic music] 358 00:16:51,705 --> 00:16:54,926 ♪ ♪ 359 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,842 [indistinct chatter] 360 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,903 [music playing faintly] 361 00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:29,178 [eerie music] 362 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:34,270 ♪ ♪ 363 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,401 [fangs click] 364 00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:39,231 What the-- 365 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:40,841 Nice night. [chuckles] 366 00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:43,540 I love a warm breeze. 367 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,760 - You about to jump me? - Not exactly. 368 00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:50,068 You think I'm prey for a dude like you? 369 00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:51,504 That's actually closer to the truth 370 00:17:51,591 --> 00:17:52,636 than you might understand. 371 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,118 Educate me, little man. 372 00:17:57,771 --> 00:17:59,469 I want to drink your blood. 373 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:04,126 - Excuse me? - I need to drink your blood. 374 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,910 - Get away from me. - I could break your neck 375 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,172 before you even knew what hit you. 376 00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:08,913 Only thing's neck you can break off 377 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,568 is a bucket of fried chicken. - Make it easy on yourself. 378 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,831 Come with me, and I will let you live. 379 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,094 I don't think so. 380 00:18:16,181 --> 00:18:18,140 You--you don't know who you're messing with. 381 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,706 I am vampyre. 382 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,883 I-I own the night. 383 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,581 I'll--I'll pay you $25. 384 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,583 $25 for my blood? 385 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,368 $50, but we'd have to go to an ATM first. 386 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:31,718 Hang on. If you a vampire, where are your damn fangs? 387 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,069 Ah-ah. 388 00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:38,203 Ah. 389 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,250 They're temporarily unavailable. 390 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,034 [chuckles] 391 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,557 I don't know who you think you're fooling, 392 00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:46,733 but vampires are all Patterson and shit. 393 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,561 Where your cheekbones, fool? 394 00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,955 Well, in truth, vampires come in all shapes and sizes now-- 395 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,870 I'm done talking, understand? 396 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,524 Comic-Con is next month. 397 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:55,742 Listen to me! 398 00:18:55,829 --> 00:18:57,353 Oh, I'm listening, mother------. 399 00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:07,972 So... 400 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,456 How long has it been 401 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,806 since you two last saw each other? 402 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,245 A very long time. 403 00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:24,510 I saw you in New York 404 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,383 the night David Dinkins got elected mayor. 405 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,776 I didn't see you. 406 00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:32,779 No. No, you didn't. 407 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,570 I hear you met Isaac's brother, Erich. 408 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,093 Man needs a weapons designation, 409 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,487 not a name. - [chuckles] 410 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:49,056 Well, I just wanted you to know face-to-face, 411 00:19:49,143 --> 00:19:53,409 personally, that Erich will no longer be a problem. 412 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:56,063 You have my word. 413 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:58,675 Well, Angie, if we got your word... 414 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,158 I smell home cooking. 415 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:09,729 - Etouffee. - Oh. 416 00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:11,818 Like Maurice's mother used to make. 417 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:19,435 Well, it was nice meeting you, Angela. 418 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,393 Is there anything else we can do for you tonight? 419 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,221 I should go. 420 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,919 It was lovely to meet you too. 421 00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:28,313 Mike, is it? 422 00:20:36,495 --> 00:20:39,585 I really didn't mean to intrude. 423 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,196 I just wanted to see you in the flesh 424 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,937 after all of these years. 425 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:49,639 Don't be a stranger, young soldier. 426 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,119 [ominous music] 427 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:55,558 I remember we were gonna break 'em. 428 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,473 Who you breaking now? 429 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,301 Wait and see. 430 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:06,308 ♪ ♪ 431 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,883 [dramatic electroacoustic music] 432 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:23,890 ♪ ♪ 433 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:35,946 Late for work? 434 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,730 Something like that. 435 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,646 Chocoholic Blast, 436 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,909 just a pinch of Tropical Coconut. 437 00:21:42,996 --> 00:21:44,607 I feel the need to feed. 438 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:48,088 You and me both. 439 00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:03,190 Reginald? 440 00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:06,150 [groaning softly] 441 00:22:07,847 --> 00:22:09,719 I appreciate the customer service, 442 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:12,939 but I'm perfectly capable of riding home by myself. 443 00:22:14,506 --> 00:22:18,423 [groaning] 444 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:20,077 There's a creepy vibe to what's happening here. 445 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:23,210 You get that, right? - [sighs] 446 00:22:23,297 --> 00:22:25,299 I-I can't do this. 447 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:29,260 I can't. 448 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:31,567 Can't do what? 449 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,353 [fangs click] 450 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,920 Back the---- up! 451 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,051 Language. 452 00:22:38,138 --> 00:22:40,880 Dude, you have fangs. 453 00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:42,795 They have a mind of their own. 454 00:22:42,882 --> 00:22:44,971 Out they come, in they go. 455 00:22:45,058 --> 00:22:46,582 I'm helpless to control them, 456 00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,410 and you'd think after all this time-- 457 00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:49,585 I-I mean, it hasn't been a ton of time-- 458 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:50,890 Are you a vampire? 459 00:22:50,977 --> 00:22:52,109 [fangs click] 460 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:56,679 Regrettably, yes. 461 00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:57,854 But you're fat. 462 00:22:57,941 --> 00:22:59,725 I don't know why that's relevant, 463 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,074 but everyone keeps harping on it, 464 00:23:01,161 --> 00:23:02,946 so hey, thank you. 465 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,122 I'm fully aware of my body issues. 466 00:23:07,254 --> 00:23:09,648 You were gonna feed on me. 467 00:23:09,735 --> 00:23:11,650 It felt like my last available option. 468 00:23:11,737 --> 00:23:14,523 Well, I'm not letting you do that. 469 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,525 As you wish. 470 00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,831 I forbid you entry into my home. 471 00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:20,572 Sounds about right. 472 00:23:20,659 --> 00:23:23,401 Be gone, undead creature of the night. 473 00:23:23,488 --> 00:23:25,751 Is that really necessary? 474 00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:37,850 Reginald, are you okay? 475 00:23:37,937 --> 00:23:39,809 No. 476 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:42,812 What are you gonna do? 477 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:46,685 I'm gonna sit here and wait for the sun to rise. 478 00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:48,905 - But won't that burn you up? - If I'm lucky. 479 00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,472 And sorry in advance for the mess. 480 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,996 I'll probably wash right off the sidewalk. 481 00:23:55,215 --> 00:23:57,261 What's it like being a vampire? 482 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,568 How does it look? 483 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,094 Who made you? 484 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,879 Long story. 485 00:24:06,966 --> 00:24:09,708 Well, JFTR, I know all about vampires, 486 00:24:09,795 --> 00:24:12,363 so I won't let you glamour me. - Not to worry. 487 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:13,843 The last time I tried to glamour someone, 488 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,410 I got punched in the face. 489 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,716 Will you promise not to bite me 490 00:24:17,803 --> 00:24:20,197 if I get you something good to eat? 491 00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:21,546 Yes. 492 00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:23,243 How do I know I can trust you? 493 00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:25,594 I'm a vampire, not an asshole. 494 00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,378 Right. 495 00:24:31,817 --> 00:24:33,471 - [grunts] - Weak as a kitten too. 496 00:24:33,558 --> 00:24:36,126 [tender music] 497 00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,823 Are--aren't you gonna invite me in? 498 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,130 I was just kidding about you not entering. 499 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,175 Pretty sure that's just something they made up on TV. 500 00:24:42,262 --> 00:24:44,134 I mean, think about it. 501 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:48,791 ♪ ♪ 502 00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,009 Mom will be back soon. 503 00:24:50,096 --> 00:24:51,402 That's when her second job ends, 504 00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:52,925 so you have to eat and run. 505 00:24:53,012 --> 00:24:55,928 And she leaves you all alone like this? 506 00:24:56,015 --> 00:24:57,930 Perfectly capable of taking care of myself. 507 00:24:59,758 --> 00:25:01,978 Not sure if this will help, but it can't hurt. 508 00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,807 [eerie music] 509 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:06,678 There's blood in there, right? 510 00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:08,724 Technically, it's not blood. 511 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:12,510 It's just water and a protein called myoglobin. 512 00:25:12,597 --> 00:25:15,295 [dramatic electroacoustic music] 513 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:18,124 ♪ ♪ 514 00:25:18,211 --> 00:25:19,386 [fangs click] 515 00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:35,359 My grandmother says chew your food 32 times 516 00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,666 before you swallow. 517 00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:40,756 Oh. [burps] 518 00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,671 That was an emergency. 519 00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:44,542 Pretty gross, to be honest. 520 00:25:44,629 --> 00:25:47,284 Sorry. Mm. 521 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:49,982 [breathing heavily] 522 00:25:50,069 --> 00:25:51,984 Well... 523 00:25:52,071 --> 00:25:54,726 [groans] I'm gonna go 524 00:25:54,813 --> 00:25:56,902 before your mom comes home. 525 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,861 This is the weirdest fairy tale ever told. 526 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,516 Uh, will you come back and visit? 527 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,693 I mean, outside of the Slushy Shack. 528 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,520 Mom's got extra long hours all week, 529 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,175 so I get bored. 530 00:26:09,262 --> 00:26:10,263 Plenty of steaks in the freezer. 531 00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:12,396 I'll thaw some out. 532 00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:14,659 - It's a date. - Still a little creepy. 533 00:26:14,746 --> 00:26:17,009 I'm a vampire. Creepy's my brand. 534 00:26:17,096 --> 00:26:19,316 Up high, big guy. 535 00:26:27,672 --> 00:26:28,804 Oops. 536 00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:32,721 [knock on door] 537 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:49,825 What is it? 538 00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,914 An invitation. 539 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,613 [sighs] 540 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,354 It's from Angela. 541 00:26:58,964 --> 00:27:00,792 [kids chattering outdoors] 542 00:27:00,879 --> 00:27:02,751 [dog barking] 543 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:15,415 [groans] 544 00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,172 [ominous music] 545 00:27:33,259 --> 00:27:36,132 What the what? 546 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,047 ♪ ♪ 547 00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:40,527 [lightning cracks] 548 00:27:40,614 --> 00:27:43,008 What the hell are we doing here? 549 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,575 You hate this woman. 550 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,577 After everything she did to you? 551 00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:50,059 If I'm gonna destroy Angela, end her for good, 552 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,756 then I need to know everything there is to know 553 00:27:51,843 --> 00:27:53,671 about her world. 554 00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:55,281 It's like she taught me, 555 00:27:55,368 --> 00:27:58,415 knowledge is power. 556 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:04,856 [tense music] 557 00:28:04,943 --> 00:28:07,641 ♪ ♪ 558 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,948 - Have a great night. - Have a good night. 559 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,388 I'm giving Reginald ten minutes to get here, 560 00:28:15,475 --> 00:28:18,783 suit up, and get to work, 561 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:20,524 or else... 562 00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:23,483 Hi, welcome to Slushy Shack. 563 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:24,876 How can I help you? - Hi, welcome to Slushy Shack. 564 00:28:24,963 --> 00:28:27,836 [percussive music] 565 00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:34,799 ♪ ♪ 566 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,035 Reginald. 567 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,342 Whoa. 568 00:28:56,429 --> 00:28:57,866 I'm having a bad skin day. 569 00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,084 I'd say so. 570 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,521 Maybe you should get that looked at? 571 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:03,915 Yeah, first thing in the morning. 572 00:29:04,002 --> 00:29:05,787 Okay. 573 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,180 Uh, Todd's getting pretty impatient, 574 00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:10,617 so you should probably get out front 575 00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:13,098 or see a dermatologist? 576 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:16,667 Uh, whatever you think is best. 577 00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:18,147 Did you ever hear of the story 578 00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:21,106 of the ant and the horse? 579 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,673 The what now? 580 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,936 The ant and the horse. 581 00:29:25,023 --> 00:29:28,548 I...can't say that I have. 582 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:29,767 [clears throat] 583 00:29:29,854 --> 00:29:31,813 There's this horse, 584 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,858 and it's totally beautiful 585 00:29:33,945 --> 00:29:37,166 a-and the envy of all other horses. 586 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:39,777 So a pretty good horse. 587 00:29:39,864 --> 00:29:41,431 Best horse possible. 588 00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:45,304 And every day, the horse runs past this anthill, 589 00:29:45,391 --> 00:29:49,613 and an ant waits for the horse every day. 590 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,007 Now, the horse doesn't know the ant exists, 591 00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:56,359 but for the ant, the horse is the most important thing 592 00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:59,536 in the world, so it waits, 593 00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:02,060 but the horse just runs on by. 594 00:30:02,147 --> 00:30:05,194 Not sure how I feel about this whole insect-horse story. 595 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:08,893 And then, one day, the horse stops to graze, 596 00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:10,764 like, right next to the anthill, 597 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:13,637 and the ant who's been waiting 598 00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:16,118 and hoping for so long, 599 00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:17,336 this is his moment. 600 00:30:17,423 --> 00:30:20,905 He--he walks up to the horse, 601 00:30:20,992 --> 00:30:23,386 and there's so much he wants to tell her, 602 00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:25,997 a tidal wave of feeling, 603 00:30:26,084 --> 00:30:28,870 but then he notices that the horse is about 604 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:31,742 to eat arrowgrass. 605 00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:33,483 - Is that bad? - The worst. 606 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:34,963 - Oh. - Arrowgrass has a high 607 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:37,400 cyanide content, totally poisonous for the horse. 608 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:38,705 Oh, that's not good. 609 00:30:38,792 --> 00:30:41,926 So the ant races right up her nose, 610 00:30:42,013 --> 00:30:44,189 like, deep up in there, 611 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:47,976 and the horse rears back and sneezes, 612 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,543 shaking its head, and it just trots off, 613 00:30:50,630 --> 00:30:52,241 leaving the grass behind. 614 00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:54,591 What happened to the ant? 615 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:58,377 He shot right out of her nose and bounced off a tree, 616 00:30:58,464 --> 00:31:01,337 but he limps back to his hill, 617 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:05,080 and that's where he waits every day 618 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:09,519 for the horse to return because... 619 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:14,089 he'll save her life again and again 620 00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:16,439 if that's what it takes. 621 00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,832 So... 622 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,532 slushy counter or emergency dermatologist? 623 00:31:25,491 --> 00:31:26,405 Let's go back to work. 624 00:31:26,492 --> 00:31:29,365 [percussive music] 625 00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:31,019 ♪ ♪ 626 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,934 [cash register chimes] 627 00:31:36,111 --> 00:31:40,942 Dude, you look like the shit a shit took. 628 00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:43,814 All right, maybe you should just take a sick day. 629 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:45,685 Uh, hey, excuse me? 630 00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:48,645 Could I grab-- - Just one second, sir. 631 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:51,039 That hat is not regulation, and I'm gonna have 632 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:53,563 to ask you to remove the sunglasses pronto. 633 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,131 Welcome to the Slushy Shack. How may I help you? 634 00:31:58,089 --> 00:32:00,526 Big guy, you need to feed, and you need to feed now. 635 00:32:00,613 --> 00:32:02,702 Tell me something I don't know. 636 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:15,628 Your face looks like toxic waste. 637 00:32:15,715 --> 00:32:17,239 I know, thank you. 638 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,544 Here you go. 639 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:21,765 Feed on Todd. 640 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,549 What? No, that's disgusting. 641 00:32:23,636 --> 00:32:24,942 He's young. He's fit. 642 00:32:25,029 --> 00:32:27,205 I bet his blood tastes awesome. 643 00:32:27,292 --> 00:32:30,078 Regi-wide, you stink. 644 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:32,819 Feed on Todd. 645 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,781 What the hell happened to your face? 646 00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:40,523 There you go. 647 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:43,526 [ominous music] 648 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:50,489 ♪ ♪ 649 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:40,670 ♪ ♪ 650 00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:18,708 ♪ ♪ 651 00:34:55,788 --> 00:35:02,708 ♪ ♪ 652 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,277 [echoing laughter] 653 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,194 [hisses] 654 00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:16,113 [growling and moaning] 655 00:35:22,293 --> 00:35:24,600 Thanks for coming. We'll see you again real soon. 656 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:27,168 Yep. Thanks. 657 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:29,953 Uh, maybe I should check on Reginald. 658 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,173 You want to check, check on your own time. 659 00:35:33,913 --> 00:35:36,307 Welcome to Slushy Shack. How can I help you? 660 00:35:36,394 --> 00:35:37,787 Hey. 661 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:39,049 What are you doing back there? 662 00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:40,006 That break room... - I can help you. 663 00:35:40,093 --> 00:35:41,094 Is for employees only. 664 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:43,096 Reginald is very, very sick. 665 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:44,620 Tell someone who cares, okay? 666 00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:49,494 I think he's dead. 667 00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:56,980 Don't move. I'll be right back. 668 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:03,900 Dude, get your ass out of here. 669 00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:05,423 Whatever mess you're making, 670 00:36:05,510 --> 00:36:07,512 I do not want to clean it up, you understand me? 671 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:10,472 [tense music] 672 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:12,561 ♪ ♪ 673 00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:14,345 Oh. 674 00:36:14,432 --> 00:36:15,999 You're disgusting. 675 00:36:19,176 --> 00:36:20,743 Oh. 676 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:22,788 Something's wrong with your eyes, man. 677 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:24,703 [fangs click] - [hissing] 678 00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:26,575 What the hell happened to your mouth? 679 00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:29,447 [grunts] Je--Jesus! 680 00:36:29,534 --> 00:36:31,319 You know what? That does it, okay? 681 00:36:31,406 --> 00:36:32,972 You're fired. 682 00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:39,370 What's with the eye----, friendo? 683 00:36:39,457 --> 00:36:41,546 Listen to me! 684 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,374 What? 685 00:36:43,461 --> 00:36:44,984 Listen to me. 686 00:36:45,071 --> 00:36:46,638 [ethereal whispers] Listen, listen, listen. 687 00:36:46,725 --> 00:36:48,814 I'm going to bite your neck and drink your blood, 688 00:36:48,901 --> 00:36:50,947 and that fills you with joy and happiness. 689 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:53,254 It is the greatest thing that's ever happened to you, 690 00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:54,994 and when I'm done, 691 00:36:55,081 --> 00:36:57,083 you will forget that it ever happened. 692 00:36:58,607 --> 00:36:59,912 [hisses] 693 00:36:59,999 --> 00:37:02,828 [dreamy music] 694 00:37:02,915 --> 00:37:09,008 ♪ ♪ 695 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:14,449 Ooh. 696 00:37:18,017 --> 00:37:20,890 [tense music] 697 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:26,287 ♪ ♪ 698 00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,289 [groans] 699 00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:46,263 What did you do? 700 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:48,091 You drugged me? 701 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:51,399 Where's Mike? 702 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:54,402 [eerie music] 703 00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:57,535 ♪ ♪ 704 00:37:57,622 --> 00:37:59,624 Why? - Aw, baby, 705 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:02,497 you know the answer to that. 706 00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:11,288 Todd? 707 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,252 Hello, Sarah. 708 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,733 [percussive music] 709 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:25,520 What do you say we get ourselves back to work, huh? 710 00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:31,439 ♪ ♪ 711 00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,092 Okay. 712 00:38:33,179 --> 00:38:35,181 [eerie music] 713 00:38:35,268 --> 00:38:36,444 [door shuts] 714 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:38,228 Nice. 715 00:38:40,099 --> 00:38:42,406 [inhales deeply] 716 00:38:42,493 --> 00:38:45,017 [exhales and laughs] 717 00:38:46,628 --> 00:38:49,326 [eerie music] 718 00:38:49,413 --> 00:38:55,898 ♪ ♪ 719 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:57,943 Maurice. 720 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:03,819 [ominous music] 721 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:10,782 ♪ ♪ 722 00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:19,530 [straining] 723 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,359 Comfortable? 724 00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:24,709 A coffin, seriously? 725 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,058 [chuckles] And you always said 726 00:39:26,145 --> 00:39:27,408 I didn't have a sense of humor. 727 00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:29,845 Do I look amused? 728 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:30,933 Where am I? 729 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,282 You're in a wooden box 730 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:34,763 about to incinerate, 731 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,852 but if it's any consolation, as your maker, 732 00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:39,768 I will know the exact moment when you burn. 733 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,247 I'll feel it. 734 00:39:41,334 --> 00:39:43,424 I made you in Oakland. 735 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:45,861 You were such a beautiful boy, 736 00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:49,386 but your hunger for revenge almost ended us, 737 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:52,389 and I followed you all the way home 738 00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:54,652 where I begged you to leave your family behind, 739 00:39:54,739 --> 00:39:56,349 but you would not listen to me. 740 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:57,655 Do not speechify me 741 00:39:57,742 --> 00:39:59,309 before you shove me into this fire. 742 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:01,790 And now you show up in Ohio without any good reason 743 00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:03,226 except for that's where I am. 744 00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:05,358 Did you think I wouldn't see you coming? 745 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:06,882 Angel's Blood? 746 00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:09,188 What the hell were you thinking, young soldier? 747 00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:11,843 Is that how you honor the gift that I gave you? 748 00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:14,106 I gave you forever, 749 00:40:14,193 --> 00:40:17,762 and that vampire you made is an abomination. 750 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:20,678 Perfection is what keeps our nation safe, 751 00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:23,115 and not only is he less than perfect, 752 00:40:23,202 --> 00:40:25,509 but he is defective, grotesque, 753 00:40:25,596 --> 00:40:28,033 and an insult to our purity. 754 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,253 ♪ ♪ 755 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:33,169 Reginald Andres will not survive the night. 756 00:40:34,779 --> 00:40:37,303 [muffled] Angela! Angela! 757 00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:01,284 [grunting] 758 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:08,596 [muffled yell] 759 00:41:10,728 --> 00:41:12,600 - Oh, my sweet Lord. - [muffled yell] 760 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:16,342 Don't mind the rotund vampire of very little importance. 761 00:41:16,429 --> 00:41:18,257 He's just passing through. 762 00:41:18,344 --> 00:41:20,259 - [muffled] Angela! - It's like I was never here. 763 00:41:20,346 --> 00:41:22,000 Who are you? 764 00:41:22,087 --> 00:41:24,133 Nobody, trust me on that. 765 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:26,222 Everyone thinks so. [chuckles] 766 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:28,746 You don't belong here. 767 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:29,791 I mean, if you think about it, 768 00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:32,054 does anyone really belong here? 769 00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:34,317 You're lying to me. 770 00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:36,058 Again, not to argue semantics, but-- 771 00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:37,668 I'm gonna rip your head off. 772 00:41:37,755 --> 00:41:40,018 ♪ ♪ 773 00:41:40,105 --> 00:41:42,934 [muffled screaming] 774 00:41:45,284 --> 00:41:48,113 [muffled screaming] 775 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:50,855 Geronimo! 776 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,117 [grunts] 777 00:41:52,204 --> 00:41:53,379 [bones cracking] 778 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:57,775 [gasps] 779 00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:10,701 [choking] 780 00:42:10,788 --> 00:42:12,311 Listen to me! 781 00:42:12,398 --> 00:42:13,748 [ethereal whispers] Listen, listen, listen. 782 00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:16,707 [screaming] 783 00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:20,537 Maurice! 784 00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:22,974 You won't believe what I just did. 785 00:42:23,061 --> 00:42:26,151 [muffled screaming] 786 00:42:26,238 --> 00:42:28,240 [grunts] 787 00:42:28,327 --> 00:42:29,328 My damn feet are on fire! 788 00:42:29,415 --> 00:42:31,243 Got it. 789 00:42:31,330 --> 00:42:34,203 [eerie music] 790 00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:41,210 ♪ ♪ 791 00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:42,472 [hisses]